Apr
12th
Mon
12th
What I learned about Maine (If I didn’t live here)
- We eat seafood everyday
- All the best Maine restaurants are owned by transplants from other places.
- Mainer’s all love to snow mobile
- We all live in towns where you can meet our entire family lineage at a baked bean dinner at the local town hall.
- We love chopping wood and handling chainsaws
- And we love hunting for furry woodland creatures.
- Unless you’re from the Portland area you live in the sticks!
Thank you.
(It’s funny that he mentioned a meth lab while he was snowmobiling… That’s probably the truest shit I’ve heard… Considering Maine’s known for it’s Methadone clinics.)